Fresh Air Detective Gifts

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

Burning the Other

The Hypocritic Oath

Violence on TV.

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'I think it means corporate control is now complete.'

In Plain Sight

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

"Gosh, it really is impossible to tell the deepfakes from the shallow ones."

"Did you research and verify before posting this?"

We're fact checking your story.

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."

A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"