Diary Detective T-Shirts

Celebrate your inner sleuth with our diary detective t-shirts! Comfortable, fun, and full of personality—grab one and keep the mystery alive in style.

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'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.' mockup

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

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"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals." mockup

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.' mockup

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

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"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?" mockup

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router." mockup

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

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'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.' mockup

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

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'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.' mockup

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

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"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!" mockup

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

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CIA report

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"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I think the ants are mooning me again." mockup

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

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'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.' mockup

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

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"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?" mockup

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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Computer Expert

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Where was I?

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Terry had a computer bug.

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"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?" mockup

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

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"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things." mockup

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

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"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

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