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"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

'Don't worry, Mrs. Pretty Penny - my best drone is trailing your husband right now.'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"It's that new private eye drone - my husband thinks I'm having an affair."

"With all the hacking going on, it sure looks like a Russian spy-drone to me."

People in flyover country fed up with unidentified drone sightings.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer Expert

Where was I?

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Terry had a computer bug.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

Clickbait

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'