French Press Fan Gifts

French Press of Bel-air.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Voltaire

"I will answer anything but questions."

French Army knife

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"I'll check your circulation."

Charles Baudelaire.

The Death of Marat

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

Newspaper

power of press

The Croucho Club

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

'Bone appetit!'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Emile Durkheim

"Temp, tempo!"

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

Françoise Hollande

Suicide

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Fred's Newstand - forefront of the new post-industrial information society.

Great moments in shopping

The popular press overshadowing the serious press.

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

Jean-Paul Sartre.

'Man in hat reads newspaper with shock horror headline.'