French Cuisine Gifts

'Avez-vous French toast?'

"We will always have Paris."

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'Hommes.'

'That's it? It sounded a lot better in French.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Pat? de fois gras avec des petits pois et pommes de terre au gratin? Very well, sir ? is generic okay?"

'I realize you're a French teacher but do you have to correct everything?'

Chiens Chauds.

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'You're an enchanted prince? Bah, that's kids' stuff! I'm in a much worse way - I'm an enchanted French cook!'

Lobster Thermidore!

Francois Hollande

'I can't stand fast food - so I think I'll have escargot!'

Anton Mosimann

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

Cafe serving frogs legs - customer comes out jumping.

'That's his brother on your plate.'

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'What's this supposed to mean? -- 'Soup du jour a la yesterday'?'

'My French is not so good.'

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

'If you were in such a hurry, you shouldn't have asked for snails.'

'Miss, what's the French for 'croissant'?'

"Oui, oui, that will be perfect."

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."