French Cuisine Pillows

'Avez-vous French toast?'

"We will always have Paris."

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'Hommes.'

'That's it? It sounded a lot better in French.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Chiens Chauds.

'I realize you're a French teacher but do you have to correct everything?'

"Pat? de fois gras avec des petits pois et pommes de terre au gratin? Very well, sir ? is generic okay?"

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'You're an enchanted prince? Bah, that's kids' stuff! I'm in a much worse way - I'm an enchanted French cook!'

Lobster Thermidore!

Francois Hollande

'I can't stand fast food - so I think I'll have escargot!'

Anton Mosimann

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

Cafe serving frogs legs - customer comes out jumping.

'That's his brother on your plate.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'What's this supposed to mean? -- 'Soup du jour a la yesterday'?'

'My French is not so good.'

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

'If you were in such a hurry, you shouldn't have asked for snails.'

'Miss, what's the French for 'croissant'?'

"Oui, oui, that will be perfect."

"You're a snob, Angélique!"