Freezer Management Pro Pillows

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

Where your mind & battle are los

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

'That plant food really works!'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

'Your investments aren't under performing, they're just appreciation challenged.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'I steal all my investment ideas - but only from the very best.'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'I didn't get a grant.'

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."

Paul Gaugin

'Daddy, this is Eddie. Eddie's conducting a study on middle class eating habits.'

'I think it's time you reboot that lucky tie of yours.'

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

'Freezer is on the blink.'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

'I think your portfolio earnings may have just qualified for a high-five!'

I can't remember freezing it....it has peas in it...it came from the back of the freezer.

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

For entertainment purposes - Financial Advisor.

'Why couldn't there be global FREEZING?'

'I'll race you to work, but you've got to promise to wait for me at the traffic lights.'