Fridge Management Pillows

'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'

"We've reached the point where the lo mein in the fridge is creating a hostile work environment."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Entertainment systems

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Edward! Where are our children?"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

Diet Enforcer

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'