Freezer Management Pillows

"Got a deer."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Snow is falling...

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'What luck!'

'Daddy, this is Eddie. Eddie's conducting a study on middle class eating habits.'

'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'

'Freezer is on the blink.'

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

Chef with a checklist.

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

Self-Storage

'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'

Health and safety at work.

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

'Why couldn't there be global FREEZING?'

"All the money we've saved on bulk food we've spent on freezers!"

'I'm not worried about terrorists, I'm cleaning out the fridge.'

'It says here we don't have to report minor injuries.'

"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."

'I'm a self-starter unfortunately I'm also a self-finisher.'

'Oh no, freezer's on the blink again!'

Petrol 10 kms ahead

"Uh-oh, I think I hear a lawsuit."

"Behind one of these doors is a ferocious tiger. Behind the other is a beautiful lady. There might also be a tiger there, too. I buy so many tigers it's basically become a storage issue at this point."

"The key, son, is deciding where to dump the snow. You don’t want to move all this snow twice. Son ... ?"