Defrosting Pro Pillows

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Entertainment systems

Snow is falling...

Inactive wear store.

"What does she have that I don't?"

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Cake Writer's Block

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

The best baker in Bath!

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

'Mum, can I put something in the freezer, until next winter?'

I can't remember freezing it....it has peas in it...it came from the back of the freezer.

"I so could use a break."

Wedding Cakes

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

"Of course there's a penguin in your fridge. Now you b*****ds have destroyed my habitat with global warming, I have to live somewhere."