Fridge Defroster Pillows

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

Snowprov

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"Edward! Where are our children?"

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Melted But Not Forgotten

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Skiing

'Cold enough for you?'

Old Man Winter

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'

"We've got three issues to discuss: our green office waste initiative, the fuzzy Saxby account figures, and that thing in the refrigerator, which is both green and fuzzy."

'Freezer is on the blink.'

Ice Age.

Budget Cryogenics

Woman crosses off chart on fridge.

Ice Skater

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.