Fridge Defroster T-Shirts

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

Snowprov

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"Edward! Where are our children?"

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

Melted But Not Forgotten

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.

'Freezer is on the blink.'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'Cold enough for you?'

"We've got three issues to discuss: our green office waste initiative, the fuzzy Saxby account figures, and that thing in the refrigerator, which is both green and fuzzy."

Skiing

'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'

Old Man Winter

'The Bosmans' wedding announcement? Stick it on the fridge so we don't forget about it.'

Woman crosses off chart on fridge.

Ice Age.

Budget Cryogenics

Ice Skater

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'