Defrosting Pillows

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Frosting the Snowman

Ice skater

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Wow what graphics.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Frost advisory tonight.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Cake Writer's Block

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

'Wow! What graphics.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Melted But Not Forgotten

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

The best baker in Bath!

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

A snowman enjoys the aircon

Old Man Winter