Defrosting Prints

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Ice skater

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Wow what graphics.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Cake Writer's Block

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'Wow! What graphics.'

Melted But Not Forgotten

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

The best baker in Bath!

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

A snowman enjoys the aircon

Old Man Winter

'Cold enough for you?'