Defrosting Pro Prints

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Snow is falling...

Entertainment systems

"What does she have that I don't?"

Inactive wear store.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

Cake Writer's Block

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Reindeer Family Portraits.

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

The best baker in Bath!

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

'Mum, can I put something in the freezer, until next winter?'

"Of course there's a penguin in your fridge. Now you b*****ds have destroyed my habitat with global warming, I have to live somewhere."

"I so could use a break."

I can't remember freezing it....it has peas in it...it came from the back of the freezer.

Wedding Cakes

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'