Freezer Management Pro Gifts

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

Where your mind & battle are los

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

'That plant food really works!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'Your investments aren't under performing, they're just appreciation challenged.'

'I steal all my investment ideas - but only from the very best.'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'Freezer is on the blink.'

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

'I think it's time you reboot that lucky tie of yours.'

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

'Daddy, this is Eddie. Eddie's conducting a study on middle class eating habits.'

Paul Gaugin

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."

Daily planner. 12:00 - Meet financial advisor. 1:00 - Meet legal advisor. 2:00 - Meet professional advisor. 3:00 - Meet real estate advisor. 4:00 - Meet spiritual advisor. 5:00 - Fire time management advisor.

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

'I think your portfolio earnings may have just qualified for a high-five!'

I can't remember freezing it....it has peas in it...it came from the back of the freezer.

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

For entertainment purposes - Financial Advisor.

'Why couldn't there be global FREEZING?'