Freezer Explorer Gifts

I can't remember freezing it....it has peas in it...it came from the back of the freezer.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

You've Had Enough!

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Ice shelfie.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Mysteries.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Coffee love

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Abstract Espressoism

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"Take me to your barista."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Hmmm?!"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'How about a cold one?'

Other Fiction

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.