Freezer Explorer Gifts

I can't remember freezing it....it has peas in it...it came from the back of the freezer.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Ice shelfie.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Mysteries.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Coffee love

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Abstract Espressoism

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"Take me to your barista."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

'How about a cold one?'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"Hmmm?!"

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

Other Fiction

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.