Freezer Section Explorers Gifts

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Snow is falling...

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

Cutting round an igloo...

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

"The first winter is always the toughest."

And now bring the girls!

'You just give me a big tip, Madam.'

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

I can't remember freezing it....it has peas in it...it came from the back of the freezer.

The Dinner Builiding

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

'Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you light my fridge tonight?'

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."

Pig with smelly old food stuffs in his fridge

Rex was smart for his age. 'What!! You mean you eat that stuff?! Don't you know how to open the refrigerator?!' '...And what's with 'Woof'? Enunciate, dude! Enunciate!'

"Would Sir like that with salad, bread or bad humour"

"G-g-great vacation idea H-H-Harry!"

The Open Refrigerator