Freezer Explorers Gifts

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Snow is falling...

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

Florida Golf.

Cutting round an igloo...

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'I just go where the bike takes me.'

"Do you mind?!"

"The first winter is always the toughest."

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

'Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you light my fridge tonight?'

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

I can't remember freezing it....it has peas in it...it came from the back of the freezer.

Pig with smelly old food stuffs in his fridge

Rex was smart for his age. 'What!! You mean you eat that stuff?! Don't you know how to open the refrigerator?!' '...And what's with 'Woof'? Enunciate, dude! Enunciate!'

'...Sodium phosphate, di-glycerides, BHT. Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that eating is dangerous to your health.'

The Open Refrigerator

'It's a selfie.'

"G-g-great vacation idea H-H-Harry!"

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."