Freemasonry Pillows

Monumental Masons

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'I see the newspapers are suggesting that Freemasons get preferential treatment again.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Instructional guide to scribbling

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Pyramid catflap...

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

Last Chance for Everything.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Well, that's the scaffolding up...We'll be back next week to start building..."

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"This must be Easter Island!"

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

Bricklayer