Freemason Pillows

'It's the three masons.'

Wife asking her husband questions about Freemasonry

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

How Swordfish Are Born

Pyramid catflap...

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Hammer and Anvil.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Last Chance for Everything.

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Well, that's the scaffolding up...We'll be back next week to start building..."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

"This must be Easter Island!"

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

'McWit never could build anything level.'