Freemason Fan Pillows

Monumental Masons

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Soldier armed with a pen.

Turkish Democracy

Currently Boston

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Bip."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

The Scenic Route

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

The Rural Bidet...

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Freak Family.

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Dog catches UFO

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Leonard Cohen

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'