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Monumental Masons

Bowled over again!

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Soldier armed with a pen.

Turkish Democracy

Currently Boston

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

A Little Extra

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Bip."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

The Rural Bidet...

"I think he's been capitalised!"

The Scenic Route

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Fire Backwards.

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Freak Family.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

"He's rolling over in his grave when free market economics became trade war economics."

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Dog catches UFO

Paul Simon

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

Leonard Cohen

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn