Freemasonry Follower Pillows

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

Drive-thru Church

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

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'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Football supporters.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"The buck really stops with him."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Decisions a Pope makes

"But how many followers do you have?"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."