Freemasonry Follower Prints

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Eldrow

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Drive-thru Church

Monk Prompt

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Football supporters.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"The buck really stops with him."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Decisions a Pope makes

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Pope Francis