Freeform Enthusiast Pillows

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"It's time to get politics out of money."

UNFADED GLORY

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

Healthcare declaration

The Idea of America.

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Freestyling.

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

Corporate person hood!

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"It's improv night."

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Editorial Control

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

Useless government guidelines

Hopeful Liberty

John Bright and the Spectre of Manhood Suffrage

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Internal Prisons

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

"You should go freelance like me!"

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

New Year Revolution