Freeform Enthusiast Gifts

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

UNFADED GLORY

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

Healthcare declaration

The Idea of America.

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"I'm a soul trader."

Freestyling.

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

Corporate person hood!

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"It's improv night."

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

Editorial Control

Useless government guidelines

Internal Prisons

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

John Bright and the Spectre of Manhood Suffrage

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Beware of the Blog.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Hopeful Liberty

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

"You should go freelance like me!"

New Year Revolution