Endless Form Enthusiast Gifts

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Bureaucratic castle

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

'A lot of it about - repetitive strain injury caused by ticking boxes. . .'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

'It's to replace a download, which replaced a CD which replaced the original vinyl. Funny thing is I've never liked the album.'

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

'Sir, the coffee request form you requested is now three, federal, state and local;'

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

"It's painful to watch...seeing someones dreams crushed...all their long cherished hopes and expectations dashed!"

"Ok guys, Let's fill in some forms,"

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

'What GPs don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566c4-566 then you wouldn't even KNOW how many 566c4-566s have been filled out.'

A man races to get his tax returns filed.

"People are ALWAYS moaning about excessive paperwork."