Freckles Fanatic Pillows

Meeting of the Organisation of People With Red Hair and Freckles.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Be creative...!"

Christmas Pets

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"I'm a soul trader."

Freestyling.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"It's improv night."

Toupee in a tin.

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'Mind if we turn this off? I freckle easily.'

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Dancing with your hands up