Fleece Fanatics Pillows

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"This never happened."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Hell No Kitty

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"And here are today's categories...."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

USING QUILLS

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'I hate surprises!'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

Cat being licked by plant.

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

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