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"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"This never happened."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

'Let's get a kitty.'

USING QUILLS

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"And here are today's categories...."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Cat being licked by plant.

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

The Life of Riley...

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

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