Freckle Humor Aficionados Pillows

'Mind if we turn this off? I freckle easily.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Fresh pepper?"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"He looks just like your husband."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

So You've Cloned Yourself

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

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