Freckle Humor Aficionados Gifts

'Mind if we turn this off? I freckle easily.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Fresh pepper?"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"He looks just like your husband."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"