Freckle Counter Pillows

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'I got one this small.'

Entry level astronomer...

'Mind if we turn this off? I freckle easily.'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

'Watch out for the ole one, two, three, four!'

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.

SUPER SATURDAY!

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

Accountant counting falling snowflakes.

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'It's impossible to say how many rings Saturn has.'

'An expiration date? Gee, all these years, I thought it was just a bunch of freckles!'

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."

'Wait! I counted wrong. He's not over the limit.'

'Forty two carry four...' - 'Please get your calculator fixed.'

'Break.'

FRAAACK!: "Excuse me."

Counting Geigers...

Math Prodigy, Bobby Lesko

Meeting of the Organisation of People With Red Hair and Freckles.

Little girl tired of being teased for her freckles.

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

'You'll be okay, buddy. Quick! How many legs am I holding up?'

"The only time a fisherman tells the truth is when he calls another fisherman a liar!"

Tired of counting sheep, Al tries counting Ernest Borgnines.

"You can tell it's really old because at a certain age it just stopped counting."

Prisoner tallies his days on a giant drawing pad.

Roberta had a unique way of keeping track of the days she'd been in the raft.