Fraternity Induction Gifts

"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Bro of Frankenstein

A frat party at an online university

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"This is a weird frat."

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

God's frat house.

Beerboarding 101

'Huck me.'

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

"Why don't you try the Omega house? I don't think you're Alpha dog material."

"He's our funksoul brother."

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Old frat boys.

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.

"Whoa! Turns out you're sixty-four percent douchebag, Kyle."

Pizza Initiation

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'

Thru these portals pass the most important people in the world. Our inductees.

Kappa Delta Cosa Nostra

Mars Welcome

"Pledge Kavanaugh reporting for hazing."