Fraternity Enthusiast Gifts

"Why don't you try the Omega house? I don't think you're Alpha dog material."

God's frat house.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Bro of Frankenstein

Frat House Feng Shui

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

A frat party at an online university

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

Canine Frat Parties

"This is a weird frat."

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

Dancing children

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."

We can still be friends cafe.

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

Beerboarding 101

'Huck me.'

"Someone must have read about me in the financial pages. My college alumni fund in contacting me twice a week."

Pizza Initiation

"Whoa! Turns out you're sixty-four percent douchebag, Kyle."

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'