Fraternity Aficionado Gifts

Beerboarding 101

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Bro of Frankenstein

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

A frat party at an online university

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

Canine Frat Parties

"This is a weird frat."

'Does anyone have experience operating this thing?' 'MOI!'

Count Atoine Maurice Apollinaire d'Argout

"Well, you know the old saying, if you want loyalty, get a dog."

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

"If we become friends now, in twenty years we can say we've been friends for that long."

The living stream at London Bridge.

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'