Fraternity Aficionado Mugs

Beerboarding 101

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Bro of Frankenstein

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

A frat party at an online university

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

Canine Frat Parties

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"This is a weird frat."

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

'Does anyone have experience operating this thing?' 'MOI!'

Count Atoine Maurice Apollinaire d'Argout

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

"Well, you know the old saying, if you want loyalty, get a dog."

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"If we become friends now, in twenty years we can say we've been friends for that long."

The living stream at London Bridge.

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'