Fraternity Fanatic Gifts

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Friday

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'She posted her first blog today.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Football supporters.

Bro of Frankenstein

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

A Friend in Need.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"