Fraternity Culture Follower Gifts

Bro of Frankenstein

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

A frat party at an online university

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"This is a weird frat."

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."

'Huck me.'

God's frat house.

Beerboarding 101

"Bro, no!"

"Why don't you try the Omega house? I don't think you're Alpha dog material."

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.

Pizza Initiation

"Whoa! Turns out you're sixty-four percent douchebag, Kyle."

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'

goldfish swallowing has never become passe at Kitty Kat Frat.

Mars Welcome

Kappa Delta Cosa Nostra

"Pledge Kavanaugh reporting for hazing."