Fraternity Members Gifts

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Bro of Frankenstein

A frat party at an online university

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"This is a weird frat."

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

God's frat house.

"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."

"Bro, no!"

Beerboarding 101

'Huck me.'

"Why don't you try the Omega house? I don't think you're Alpha dog material."

"He's our funksoul brother."

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.

"Whoa! Turns out you're sixty-four percent douchebag, Kyle."

Pizza Initiation

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'

goldfish swallowing has never become passe at Kitty Kat Frat.

Mars Welcome

Kappa Delta Cosa Nostra

"Pledge Kavanaugh reporting for hazing."