College Fraternities Gifts

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Bro of Frankenstein

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"I love college."

Enrollment limited to college varsity athletes.

Monkey Business College

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

Awesome. Now let's try this with bottles.

Campus Library. How was your Russian poetry class? Rhyme and punishment.

A frat party at an online university

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

Crappy hour.

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"