Fraternal Organizations Gifts

Mars Welcome

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Bro of Frankenstein

Frat House Feng Shui

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Vicar

A frat party at an online university

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"This is a weird frat."

Canine Frat Parties

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

Best Friend Forever

God's frat house.

Beerboarding 101

'Huck me.'

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."

"Why don't you try the Omega house? I don't think you're Alpha dog material."

Pizza Initiation