Fraternal Organizations Mugs

Mars Welcome

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Bro of Frankenstein

Frat House Feng Shui

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Vicar

A frat party at an online university

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"This is a weird frat."

Canine Frat Parties

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."

Best Friend Forever

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

Beerboarding 101

'Huck me.'

God's frat house.

"Why don't you try the Omega house? I don't think you're Alpha dog material."

"Whoa! Turns out you're sixty-four percent douchebag, Kyle."