Franco-file T-Shirts

Marine Le Pen

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

French wine

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Food deliverer's baby.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Jacques et Jille

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

this bordeaux speaks for itself

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

InOutYada Yada.

In/Out Tray.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Emigrating to France.

French Army knife

A meeting on the pier

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Frankenfish

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."