Franco-phile T-Shirts

Nicolas Sarkozy

Marine Le Pen as Napoleon.

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

Emmanuel Macron

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

French wine

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Jacques et Jille

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Shakespeare Quote

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

French Army knife

A meeting on the pier

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Emigrating to France.

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Elizabeth II

Brexit

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Lisbon Treaty.

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Federica Mogherini