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Entering Paris, Maine.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Face painting by numbers.

French wine

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

French Early Bird

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Jacques et Jille

Man Lifting Heavy Block

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Farmer's Market.

Emigrating to France.

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Odd Mortarboards.