Francophile Adventurer Prints

Entering Paris, Maine.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

French wine

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

French Early Bird

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Jacques et Jille

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

French Army knife

Odd Mortarboards.