Franco-file Pillows

Marine Le Pen

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

French wine

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Food deliverer's baby.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Jacques et Jille

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

InOutYada Yada.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

In/Out Tray.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

A meeting on the pier

French Army knife

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Emigrating to France.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Frankenfish

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'