File Fan Pillows

"Everything is in the Cloud."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

In/Out Tray.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I love my luvvie."

Addiction to mobile.

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Doo inc..can and no can.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'You've got lot toe!'

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

Files of Doom

"Wake up."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,